My Guardian

Alanea Alder

Top 10 Best Quotes

“Get your fang boner under control. Your freaking out my person”

“You can't adopt people like kittens! Aiden growled. 'I wouldn't know; someone wouldn't let me get a kitten', Meryn retorted. 'Fine, you can have a kitten, no people' 'Too late”

“He's doing a sniffing thing! I've already been through this; it's how I got stuck with Aiden!! Meryn yelled”

“I've been wearing my super gown because someone won't let me go get maternity clothes because they are being a paranoid, drama bear”

“How do you poop? Where does it go? If you get more prestigious as you go down, aren't you shitting on the upper classes?”

“They are my baby Keelans!”

“Zombie. Care. Bears. Meryn! Where did it get the idea for Zombie Care Bears?" Meryn”

“Can I ride you next time? You can be my battle cat! That would be so cool!”

“you don't have the luxury of whipping out your dicks and seeing who's bigger”

“They're mine; I adopted them' Meryn declared cheerfully”

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