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The Ghost Therapist...And Other Grand Delights
J.S. Mason
Top 10 Best Quotes
“The bitter tasted like the truth, the sweet tasted like a lie.”
“He touched the wall and the paint was cold so it probably needed another coat.”
“yet one animal food critic in particular commented that his dish had a certain ‘je ne sais’, but all that was missing was the ‘quoi’.”
“like two single people playing cat and mouse for way too long, where the cheese has long since expired for the mouse and the mouse is way too malnourished for the cat.”
“it’s three strikes and you’re out of the union”
“The wolves were now permanently mute out of almost three week long perpetual fear of the penguin, and this was agreeable to the penguin, who was much pleased, contrary to the redundancy of the latter part of this sentence where he certainly was not pleased.”
“The vet was open this late, because he needed the business and the money to keep the “not closed” sign lit.”
“The lion forever owed his pride and life to his wife, showing some humility, but we’ve all done things we’re not proud of.”
“The ibex ran off with her neighbor, after five days, to do some environmental and social reform campaigning in the Mexican mountains hoping to see some casaba melons, as well as houses for sheep, and informed the penguin he would do well.”
“The book that he wanted was in an area that seemed barren and deserted from the rest of the library, like a friend who had been alienated for committing a social faux pas such as pronouncing French words with the English “x” and “s” sound, not the “faux pas” referring to the loser in a paternity test battle.”
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