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Soft Apocalypse
Will McIntosh
Top 10 Best Quotes
“Carpe Diem, just remember that we're partying on the Titanic.”
“Nietzsche said ‘What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger,’” Jim said to me as we slogged along another trash-strewn roadside." “Yeah, right,” I said. “How about radiation?”
“We sat in silence, staring out into the street, listening to the creak of the porch swing, the crickets, and the occasional gunshot.”
“It was a reasonable argument. And for the past ten years things had only gotten worse. Blackouts, war, fifty-seven varieties of terrorists, water shortages, plagues. It reminded me of a story about frogs: if you put them in an open pot of water and turn on the burner, they just sit there and boil to death, because they’re not equipped to recognize and respond to gradual changes in water temperature. They could jump out at any time, but there never comes a time when their little brains judge it’s time to jump. So they cook. I”
“In my psychology class, I learned that bettors are more confident about the horses they pick after they place their bets.”
“given that no punches had been thrown in either direction, I didn’t feel a need to take sides. As far as I was concerned there were no bad guys when it came to breakups. Bad guys had guns, and forced you to eat things.”
“They had turned brown or blue and rotted. Brown and blue, the real colors of death. Who made black the color of death? Black was the color of night, and the potential of a cool breeze. “Just”
“There was a commotion at the front of the gallery. I turned to see a priest standing in the doorway holding an assault rifle in one hand, an unlit cigar in the other.”
“Pain has its own half-life; words don’t change that. There”
“Maybe part of having integrity is surrounding yourself with people who have integrity, so that yours is never tested.”
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funny, sarcastic, post-apocalyptic, humor