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Hook's Revenge
Heidi Schulz
Top 10 Best Quotes
“I’d venture to guess that a list of things you know nothing about could fill volumes.”
“… but as even the stupidest toddler knows, covering your eyes makes you invisible.”
“Why is it that those who are the most concerned with manners rarely have any themselves?”
“Dead mothers are rather fashionable these days. They lend such an attractive air of tragedy.”
“I am Captain James Hook! I am no victim; I create them! I do not have bad dreams; I inspire them!”
“Has a disagreement with an employer ever led to dismemberment or disemboweling?”
“Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," a fairy drops down dead,' Jocelyn recited. 'Something similar happens when a child turns that doubt inwards. The part of her that can do anything fades away. In time, and fed enough disbelief, it will die.”
“those unfortunate enough to be killed by Smee generally die thinking, What a dear little man.”
“but he never murdered me. Not once. That’s saying something, isn’t it?”
“Though she couldn’t tell for certain from her vantage point, Jocelyn did not expect to find a single corset on the entire island. She was utterly charmed.”
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