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The World According to Garp

John Irving

Top 10 Best Quotes

“They were involved in that awkward procedure of getting to unknow each other.”

“In this dirty minded world, you are either someone's wife or someone's whore. And if you're not either people think there is something wrong with you....but there is nothing wrong with me”

“Imagining something is better than remembering something.”

“If you are careful,' Garp wrote, 'if you use good ingredients, and you don't take any shortcuts, then you can usually cook something very good. Sometimes it is the only worthwhile product you can salvage from a day; what you make to eat. With writing, I find, you can have all the right ingredients, give plenty of time and care, and still get nothing. Also true of love. Cooking, therefore, can keep a person who tries hard sane.”

“In the world according to Garp, we are all terminal cases”

“You only grow by coming to the end of something and by beginning something else.”

“All men are liars, said Roberta Muldoon, who knew this was true because she had once been a man.”

“You know, everybody dies. My parents died. Your father died. Everybody dies. I'm going to die too. So will you. The thing is, to have a life before we die. It can be a real adventure having a life”

“Crazy people made him crazy. It was as if he personally resented them giving into madness - in part, because he so frequently labored to behave sanely. When some people gave up the labor of sanity, or failed at it, Garp suspected them of not trying hard enough. ”

“Oh FUCK the longings and agonies of youth.”

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Book Keywords:

humor, cooking, regret, sanity, transgender, final, love, insanity, leaving, beginnings-and-endings, gender-stereotypes, awkard

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