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Away Laughing on a Fast Camel

Louise Rennison

Top 10 Best Quotes

“I am exhausted by trying to get along with the Lord.”

“I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.”

“Here is another marvy glimpse into the gothic basement that I call my mind.”

“What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?”

“Looking out of the window at the infinite sky, I prayed out, 'Dear Baby Jesus, I am sorry for my sin, even though I do not know what they are, which seems a bit unfair if it is going to be held against me. But that is your way. And I am not questioning your wisdomosity. In future, however, would it be possible for my life to be not so entirely crap? Thank you.”

“And that's when it fell off in my hand”

“A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger.”

“Rosie laughed in a not too reassuring way if you like sane laughter.”

“I am so depressed and bored I may even have to do some homework.”

“11:20 a.m. This is my fabulous life: the Sex God left for Whakatane last month and he has taken my heart with him. 11:25 a.m. Not literally, of course, otherwise there would be a big hole in my nunga-nungas. 11:28 a.m. And also I would be dead. Which quite frankly would be a blessing in disguise.”

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Book Keywords:

humor, friendship, rosie, humorous, georgia-nicolson

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